① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時(shí)還需要信用卡.
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
??每個(gè)人都應(yīng)該熱愛動(dòng)物,因?yàn)樗鼈兒芎贸?
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
??要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
??要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
??每個(gè)成功男人的背后,都有一個(gè)女人. 每個(gè)不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個(gè).
⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
??再快樂的單身漢遲早也會(huì)結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
??⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
??聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來.
⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
??成功是一個(gè)相關(guān)名詞,他會(huì)給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).
⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
??不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.
⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
??愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時(shí)間來培養(yǎng).
⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
??后排座位上的小孩會(huì)生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會(huì)生出小孩.
⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.
??“現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來”,所以還是再睡一會(huì)吧.